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Demetri Martin: Escalator Trip
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One time, I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
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Take a magical journey to the shire where Demetri Martin's jokes come from.

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Demetri Martin writes the first book in the fifth person perspective.

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Demetri Martin - Handshake

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Demetri Martin - Drunk Backseat Driver

Don't make the same Halloween costume mistake as Demetri Martin.

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Demetri Martin - Brick Wall

Demetri Martin sets a more comedy club-like tone.

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Demetri Martin - Dude

Demetri Martin is not a smoker, but he does carry a lighter.

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There's a reason there are no B batteries.

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Demetri Martin - Tiny Garbage Can

If Demetri left out tiny garbage cans, he would also leave a tiny sweater.

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Demetri Martin - Doors

Every door isn't heavy.

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Posted: 01/13/07
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Demetri Martin - Porcupines

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