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Bill groggily opens his eyes and says, "Honey, it's 3am. What do you want?"
"I have to go use the bathroom," Hillary replies.
Bill blinks. "Please tell me you didn't wake me up just to tell me you have to go to the bathroom."
"No," Hillary says, "I just wanted to tell you to save my spot."
Judy Gold - Great Gigs
Judy's stand-up at a pro-choice benefit was intentionally offensive.
Tags: Judy Gold (17), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (904)
Posted: 09/14/00
Views: 1,117
Jack Coen - Monica Lewinsky
Jack feels sorry for Monica Lewinsky.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (904)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 452
Lewis Black - The State of Arkansas
America should punish the state that gave us Bill Clinton.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (904)
Posted: 05/08/00
Views: 683
Wanda Sykes - No Apologies Necessary
Wanda Sykes calls Clinton an idiot.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (36), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (904)
Posted: 11/30/98
Views: 3,676
John Henton - Suing the President
It seems like Bill Clinton is getting sued by women everywhere.
Tags: John Henton (3), sex (904), men/women (839)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 187
Greg Giraldo - The Balance of Power
Whipping out your penis is a bold pick-up strategy.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (39), sex (904), men/women (839)
Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 386
Hugh Fink - The Mafia
Hugh Fink imagines John Gotti's statement in court.
Tags: Hugh Fink (14), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (904)
Posted: 06/25/99
Views: 339
Rick Cleveland - Second Date
Bill Clinton asks Rick and his wife on a double date.
Tags: Rick Cleveland (11), sex (904), animals (400)
Posted: 02/06/08
Views: 0
Jeff Altman - Politics
A vote for Ross Perot is a vote to buy Japan.
Tags: Jeff Altman (3), sex (904), kids (595)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 183
Steve Marmel - Affairs
Every president has had extra-marital affairs.
Tags: Steve Marmel (7), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (904)
Posted: 05/15/00
Views: 158
