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Unfortunately, shark cartilage does not turn you into a shark.
If anyone complains about my driving, I turn off their airbag.
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Marc Maron is glad to be addicted to something.
It seems like there's a new disease discovered everyday.
Being a dick prevents cancer.
Maybe pets want some alone time every now and then.
David Huntsberger likes Spanish better than English.
Hugh Penny suffers from a disease and also plays the violin.
Two playing cards stapled over your eyes counts as a blindfold.

