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Karen Kilgariff - Shark Cartilage
Unfortunately, shark cartilage does not turn you into a shark.
Tags: Karen Kilgariff (2), Premium Blend (748), health (657)
Posted: 12/05/97
Views: 2,664
Shane Mauss - Passenger-Side Airbag
If anyone complains about my driving, I turn off their airbag.
Tags: Shane Mauss (23), health (657), animals (540)
Posted: 06/20/08
Views: 14,645
Jeff Stilson - Squirrels
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,532
Rob Huebel - Started Out Offensive
Good thing they decided to call them Honey Nut Cheerios and not Teeny Tiny Buttholes.
Tags: food (719), health (657)
Posted: 11/12/10
Views: 0
Marc Maron - No Smoking
Marc Maron is glad to be addicted to something.
Tags: Marc Maron (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 3,461
Greg Giraldo - A Very Dangerous World
It seems like there's a new disease discovered everyday.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (67), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 4,392
Jeff Cesario - Cancer
Being a dick prevents cancer.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,151
David Huntsberger - Spanish
David Huntsberger likes Spanish better than English.
Tags: David Huntsberger (2), ethnic (870), dating (786)
Posted: 12/22/05
Views: 2,185
Louis C.K. - Hugh Penny
Hugh Penny suffers from a disease and also plays the violin.
Tags: Louis C.K. (31), health (657), animals (540)
Posted: 11/22/99
Views: 3,012
Paul F. Tompkins - Your Pet's Alone Time
Maybe pets want some alone time every now and then.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (45), Premium Blend (748), food (719)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 1,819
