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"Tree."
"Tree." He points to a rock.
"Rock."
"Rock." All of a sudden, they come upon two people having sex in the bushes. Embarrassed, the missionary blurts out that they are "riding a bike." Then the leader pulls out his blow gun and shoots the two people.
"What!" yells the missionary. "I've spent all this time civilizing you, and you turn around and do this!"
"My bike!"
Russ Meneve - More Love, Less War
Russ would be the worst POW.
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 1,242
Bill Hicks - Polled
Bill Hicks polls the audience.
Tags: Bill Hicks (3), George W. Bush (2037), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,999
Patrice O'Neal - Being American
Foreigners hate Americans because Americans don't know or care about other countries.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,249
Jim Hamilton - Can't Have Kids
Jim Hamilton explains why he can't have kids.
Tags: Jim Hamilton (2), George W. Bush (2037), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 373
Vic Henley - England
Calling soccer "football" makes too much sense.
Tags: Vic Henley (8), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 05/28/05
Views: 1,508
Charlie Viracola - We the People
Charlie reads the Declaration of Planet Charlie.
Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 05/15/03
Views: 470
Gregg Rogell - Taking the E Train
In New York, you can score a pack of batteries and a yo-yo in one subway trip.
Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 07/31/03
Views: 2,182
Lizz Winstead - Gay Marriage
Lizz Winstead advises the gay community.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 1,081
Dan Boulger - That's Not Close
Dan Boulger hasn't seen his friend Walt in seven years.
Tags: Dan Boulger (2), George W. Bush (2037), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 1,825
Patton Oswalt - In Love
There's nothing worse than seeing a comedian in love.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), George W. Bush (2037), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 6,571
