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Gabriel Iglesias - Hookers
You never forget the first time you have to explain to your kid what a hooker is.
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 11/09/09
Views: 16,017
Mike Birbiglia - Porno for Parents
Mike Birbiglia's parents pay the price for not knowing their way around the Internet.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 08/14/09
Views: 52,678
K.P. Anderson - Mature Dad
K.P. Anderson is nowhere near mature enough to be a father.
Tags: K.P. Anderson (1), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 12/18/03
Views: 863
Greg Giraldo - Drinking
Why do kids get to do all the drinking and drugging?
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 5,715
Daniel Tosh - Greatest Hollywood Couple
Let's create the greatest Hollywood couple -- ever.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (53), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 07/25/08
Views: 16,538
Tommy Johnagin - Pregnancy
For Christmas, Tommy Johnagin's girlfriend got him shoes and he got her pregnant.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,436
Mark Craig Taylor - Raising a Kid
Raising a good kid should earn you a medal.
Tags: Mark Craig Taylor (3), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 543
Richard Lewis - Having Kids
Richard's sperm might need training wheels to get to the egg.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 73
Phil Palisoul - Amusement Parks
Phil only recently started riding roller coasters.
Tags: Phil Palisoul (2), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 01/24/00
Views: 247
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