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Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

A: Do these genes make my butt look fat.

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Posted: 10/30/08

Bill Burr - Technological Idiocy

Bill Burr really enjoys spell check.

Tags: Bill Burr (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 02/13/03
Views: 3,390

Mike Birbiglia - Porno for Parents

Mike Birbiglia's parents pay the price for not knowing their way around the Internet.

Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), sex (1283), kids (841)

Posted: 08/14/09
Views: 52,692

Ian Bagg - Longest Marriage

Who's been married the longest?

Tags: Ian Bagg (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 03/29/07
Views: 689

Marianne Sierk - Baby Talk

Marianne Sierk is flattered when her co-worker calls her a pretty, thin bimbo with no common sense.

Tags: Marianne Sierk (2), men/women (1003), kids (841)

Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 755

Joey Kola - Computers

You can kiss Joey's e-ass.

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Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 522

Johnny Sanchez - Just Metal

The new bumper cars suck.

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Posted: 05/11/04
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Elvira Kurt - Safety

Today, no one would dream of inventing a lawn dart.

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Posted: 05/28/99
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Judy Gold - Parents

Judy's mom loves the legroom of the front passenger seat.

Tags: Judy Gold (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 09/14/00
Views: 509

Jimmy Pardo - Duck Game

Picking a duck out of water is a suck-ass game for a 34-year-old.

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Posted: 06/30/02
Views: 1,868

Charlie Viracola - Cell Phones

Charlie takes advantage of his nighttime minutes.

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Posted: 05/15/03
Views: 608

 
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