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So the guy says louder, "I want a ceiling fan."
But the salesman says, "I told you, I'm all out of tunafish."
The guy frustrated, yells, "I WANT A CEILING FAN!"
Then the salesman takes his earplugs out, and says, "Oh I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. I thought you were a guy who wanted tunafish."
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How busy could the Cool Whip hotline get?
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John's wife has him on call 24/7.
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The hardest part about the corporate world is the interview.
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It would drive Jackie's father nuts when she had to sell stuff for school.
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Working sucks.
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Paralyzed Pets: all of the lovin' and none of the runnin'.
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When did insurance agents get so religious?
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Car dealerships give away free hot dogs like it's no big deal.
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Gregg Rogell's new plan lets him use his cell phone Mondays between five and seven in the morning.
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Arj Barker - Wells Fargo
Citibank does not know how to spell "city."
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Views: 3,440
