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The doubles said they wanted the good news first, so the advisor said that Saddam had survived the blast. The doubles were greatly relieved.
"Then what's the bad news?" they asked.
"Saddam lost one of his arms," the advisor replied.
Marc Maron - Negative Energy
Marc Maron gets to the root of violence in the Middle East.
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Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 1,610
Jackie Kashian - North Platt, NE
This town is filled with horrible, horrible people.
Tags: Jackie Kashian (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), parents (525)
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Views: 1,689
A.J. Jamal - U.S. Aid
The only reason Bosnia didn't bomb us was because they were hungry.
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Views: 1,906
Todd Lynn - Showers with Girlfriends
Women hog all the hot water in the shower.
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Views: 2,653
Isaac Witty - Free Tibet
Isaac Witty can't help Tibet.
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Views: 926
Colin Quinn - Safari
Lions are a joke in Africa.
Tags: Colin Quinn (13), animals (791), travel (310)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 2,761
Pat Hazell - Grocery Store
No one ever messes with the grocery spacer.
Tags: Pat Hazell (3), food (804), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 797
Patrice O'Neal - Being American
Foreigners hate Americans because Americans don't know or care about other countries.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,245
Greg Giraldo - $25 Million Reward for bin Laden
If bin Laden were in America with a $25 million reward on his head, people would turn themselves in.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 2,284
Vanessa Hollingshead - America
Americans rush to do nothing.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 1,845
