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Wayne Federman: Off-Season in Baseball
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If a girl lets me touch her, then I've won the pennant. And then, if I go all the way, that, of course, would be the World Series, and as you know, the World Series only comes around once a year. So -- you get an idea of where I was at. Of course, there was always spring training -- that's when you spend a couple weeks in practice with your own team.
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Liz dated a Zen Buddhist for a while.

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Hugh Fink's date strikes out.

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Jim thinks skiers deserve to die.

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As they grow up, guys go through multiple stages of being nasty.

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