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Liz dated a Zen Buddhist for a while.
Hugh Fink's date strikes out.
Jim thinks skiers deserve to die.
Jake thinks about being gay.
It's good that guys are always in the mood for sex.
Women complicate and analyze everything.
Tell your man if you can't have an orgasm.
Turn the light on, something just touched my ass.
As they grow up, guys go through multiple stages of being nasty.
I believe that if you go on a date and you get to second base,
and then you go home alone and rub one out -- that's like runs batted in.
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I went on match.com to meet a girl on a website. I'm reading
all their profiles. Everyone says they like hiking; they all like hiking. How come...
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It was so important for me just to have my ex feel good in bed.
The low point was when I started to sing, 'Here we go, orgasm! Here we go!' And...
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They got the L.A. Sparks, the Houston Comets -- that don't
entice the men. Let's change the names of the teams to entice the men: Tennessee...
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I think women seem to handle celibacy better. Well, at least
when you talk with them, they're very nonchalant about it: 'Oh, no, no, I haven't made...
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Do you guys know that to hang out with you, we pretend we
understand football? Do you know that faking football has replaced faking the orgasm in...
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The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The
Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe...
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Out on the golf course, a beautiful woman asks three men for
some help with her putt. "Whichever of you can help me sink this putt, I will give...
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Q: What's the difference between a girl's G-spot and a golf
ball?
A: A man will spend hours looking for a golf ball.
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A father has three daughters that are all getting married on
the same day. He asks his oldest daughter, ''Who do you wish to marry? She says,...
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