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Wayne Federman: Off-Season in Baseball
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If a girl lets me touch her, then I've won the pennant. And then, if I go all the way, that, of course, would be the World Series, and as you know, the World Series only comes around once a year. So -- you get an idea of where I was at. Of course, there was always spring training -- that's when you spend a couple weeks in practice with your own team.
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Posted: 08/14/03

Wayne Federman - Not So Sporty

Baseball has always been a good metaphor for the stages of dating.

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Posted: 08/14/03
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Wayne Federman - Growing Up

Growing up in Florida was hard for Wayne because all his friends were retired.

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Hugh Fink - Strikeout

Hugh Fink's date strikes out.

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Liz dated a Zen Buddhist for a while.

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Wayne Federman - Sex

Lingerie totally backfires with Wayne.

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Jim thinks skiers deserve to die.

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Judah Friedlander - Lethal Weapon

Judah takes care of his body. He weightlifts weightlifters while they're lifting weights.

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Jake Johannsen - Military

Jake thinks about being gay.

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Kevin Brennan - In the Mood for Sex

It's good that guys are always in the mood for sex.

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Rudy Rush - Sex in the Dark

Turn the light on, something just touched my ass.

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Posted: 05/27/04
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