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Wayne Federman: Movie Theater Hot Dog
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There's one food I won't
eat, which is the hot dog at the movie theater, because I feel like there's no USDA preparation guidelines for this meat. They used to be impaled on spears rotating inside a Timex case. Suddenly, that's gone -- replaced by the foot massage, log roll jamboree. And they never look like they're cooking, they just look like they're sweating.
Wayne Federman - Fast Food
The food may be greasy and salty, but it's also ready.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 913
Wayne Federman - Fast Food
Wayne Federman lists all of the reasons why he loves Taco Bell.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), food (804), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 339
Wayne Federman - The Island of Manhattan
Even the children are sarcastic in New York.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 120
Damon Wayans - White Folks' Dogs
Dogs are too picky about where they poop.
Tags: Damon Wayans (16), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 01/05/06
Views: 2,197
Paul Mooney - Jeffrey Dahmer
Paul loves thinking about Jeffrey Dahmer eating black people.
Tags: Paul Mooney (10), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,907
Jackie Flynn - Strange Meat
Microwave cheeseburgers have just enough meat to qualify.
Tags: Jackie Flynn (3), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 367
Jake Johannsen - Hot Dogs
Hot dog street vendors do not use fresh rain water.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 312
Nick DiPaolo - Road Food
Beware the chef getting a bikini wax.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), food (804), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 207
Daniel Tosh - Cannibalism
Can cannibals taste ethnicity?
Tags: Daniel Tosh (53), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 6,143
Richard Jeni - Cooking
Richard Jeni wants a cooking show for a guy like him.
Tags: Richard Jeni (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/05/02
Views: 967
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