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Wayne Federman: Learner's Permit
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When I was 15 years
old, I got my learner's permit, which meant that the state of Florida was now obligating me to learn to drive with the two worst drivers in the world: my mom and my dad.
Billiam Coronel - Tofu
You can spackle windows with tofu.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 411
Wayne Federman - Learner's Permit
Wayne's parents are the worst drivers in the world.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), health (976), parents (525)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 123
D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama
D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,159
Billiam Coronel - Uncle Frank
Billiam got stuck with a pack of losers.
Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), family (667), alcohol (496)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 605
Craig Shoemaker - No Dad
Craig's mother taught him everything he knows.
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Posted: 06/16/05
Views: 1,415
Margaret Smith - Adopting
It's not child abuse if they're sleeping.
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Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 219
Margaret Smith - Expensive Sperm
Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 996
Jack Coen - Raising Kids
Jack thought he'd never grow up, but now he's in charge.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 508
Lynne Koplitz - Kids
If Lynne had babies, she would give them away as Christmas gifts.
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Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 4,226
Greg Fitzsimmons - Threesome
Greg tells his son to wrap up the breastfeeding.
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Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 655
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