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It seems like I was always the last person picked for a sporting event. I don't know why that happened. It was so unfair. They take the two most popular kids; they get to be captains. We're in the third grade -- they're already getting laid.
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Posted: 02/24/92

Wayne Federman - Growing Up

Growing up in Florida was hard for Wayne because all his friends were retired.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 174

Wayne Federman - Not So Sporty

Baseball has always been a good metaphor for the stages of dating.

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Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 298

Wayne Federman - Sex

Lingerie totally backfires with Wayne.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,827

Wayne Federman - Learner's Permit

Wayne's parents are the worst drivers in the world.

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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 123

Greer Barnes - Jewish High School

Greer plays one hell of a dreidel game.

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Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 4,286

Richard Lewis - Low Self-Esteem

The theme of Richard's family was "Starve a feeling. Feed a cold."

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 499

Wayne Federman - Sports and Society

It's surprising that sports teams' names are still racist.

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Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 319

Judah Friedlander - Horror

Judah writes horror books for children because you're never too young to go through life scared.

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Posted: 10/30/09
Views: 26,522

Wayne Federman - Actors' Education

NYU uses realistic scenarios in their math problems.

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Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 493

Jay Mohr - Kickball

If you miss the kickball, you don't have a place to sit at lunch for the rest of your life.

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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 891

 
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