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There aren't too many good nicknames left for the next rock 'n' roll legend.
It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.
Every boy band has a Designated Badass.
Bobcat Goldthwait was nervous about meeting Mick Jagger.
Those priests sure do love to talk.
Todd Barry can't believe people still want to be on that show.
Michael Jackson is Dean's hero.
Jeffrey Ross loses to a pair of queens.
If you're a rapper and you smile, you get beat up.
Most magicians won't explain their random choices.
I don't like jazz music, and I don't like it on behalf of you,
the common stupid person. Here's why -- hold on, you're pretty dumb -- here's why:...
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I actually ran into Britney Spears one time, in person, but I
didn't recognize her without the word 'mute' written over on the side.
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Q: What is a blonde's favorite rock group?
A: Air
Supply.
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The New Kids on the Block lip-syncing -- who gives a damn?
That's like finding out the Muppets didn't sing their own music.
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Isn't it ironic?' No, Alanis, it's unfortunate. You have listed
sh*t for three and a half minutes, and everything you mentioned was unfortunate....
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Illegal downloading seems pretty big these days. That's gotta
stop. It's a problem, 'cause when you download, let's say, a P. Diddy song, you're...
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The first time I ever saw Boy George was on MTV, and I thought
to myself, 'Now there is a -- I don't know. What the hell is that?' Let's be honest,...
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Q: What is 200 feet long and has no pubic hair?
A: The
front row at a Jonas Brothers concert.
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I've seen the Traveling Wilburys. Is this the ugliest group
you've ever seen in your life? You know the group is ugly when Tom Petty is the best...
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Q: How can you tell if the drummer's platform is
level?
A: Drool is coming out of both sides of his mouth.
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