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Wayne Federman: KISS in Concert
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As the concert unfolds, I
realize this isn't really a concert, this is more of a magic show; that everything they do -- the pyrotechnics, the smoke, the costumes -- is designed to distract you from their set list. 'Cause your music is so marginal, like, 'Hey you don't like this song? What about now -- blood's coming out of my mouth?' 'Yeah, we do like it now.'
Richard Lewis - Rock 'n' Rock Nicknames
There aren't too many good nicknames left for the next rock 'n' roll legend.
Tags: Richard Lewis (60), The A-List (490), music (348)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,386
Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band
It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), TV (367), music (348)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,054
Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands
Every boy band has a Designated Badass.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (17), Comedy Central Presents (1779), men/women (839)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 1,569
Bobcat Goldthwait - Mick Jagger
Bobcat Goldthwait was nervous about meeting Mick Jagger.
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), music (348), pop culture (167)
Posted: 12/03/96
Views: 379
Harland Williams - Church
Those priests sure do love to talk.
Tags: Harland Williams (34), TV (367), music (348)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 2,255
Todd Barry - The Real World
Todd Barry can't believe people still want to be on that show.
Tags: Todd Barry (26), Comedy Central Presents (1779), TV (367)
Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 258
Dean Edwards - Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson is Dean's hero.
Tags: Dean Edwards (2), Premium Blend (749), ethnic (690)
Posted: 01/25/01
Views: 552
Jeffrey Ross - Where the F**k is the ATM Machine?
Jeffrey Ross loses to a pair of queens.
Tags: Jeffrey Ross (23), music (348), pop culture (167)
Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 763
Tracy Morgan - Baby Rappers
If you're a rapper and you smile, you get beat up.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (13), imitations (766), kids (595)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 1,300
The Amazing Johnathan - Handkerchief
Most magicians won't explain their random choices.
Tags: The Amazing Johnathan (28), food (493), music (348)
Posted: 11/17/06
Views: 4,909
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