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Wayne Federman: KISS in Concert
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As the concert unfolds, I realize this isn't really a concert, this is more of a magic show; that everything they do -- the pyrotechnics, the smoke, the costumes -- is designed to distract you from their set list. 'Cause your music is so marginal, like, 'Hey you don't like this song? What about now -- blood's coming out of my mouth?' 'Yeah, we do like it now.'
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Posted: 08/14/03

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