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Wayne Federman: Growing Up in Florida
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Growing up in Florida was hard for Wayne because all his friends were retired.
Try jumping up and down on your next lunch break.
Baseball has always been a good metaphor for the stages of dating.
Wayne's parents are the worst drivers in the world.
Of course Marc Maron wants to have sex with teenage girls.
Brown eggs? That's our little prodigy.
When Mike was 18 years old, he was cocky about life.
The best Barbie was the Malibu Barbie with the bendable legs.
From the moment you're born, someone's trying to kill your joy.
Everybody has an uncle who drinks too much.
