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Wayne Federman: Clean and Sober at a Pink Floyd Concert
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Everyone is chanting, 'We don't need no education.' I'm like, Oh yeah? Well, that's a double negative. That actually means you do need education. You're contradicting yourself.
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Posted: 05/30/94

Wayne Federman - Jazz

Jazz began in New Orleans and spread like a venereal disease.

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Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 384

Wayne Federman - Pink Floyd Concert

Wayne should have taken drugs before the Pink Floyd concert.

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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 2,043

Wayne Federman - Concerts

It's better to watch K.I.S.S. than to hear them.

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Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 288

Craig Baldo - Radio Bingo

311 sinks Craig's battleship.

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Posted: 11/15/01
Views: 806

Henry Phillips - Sweet Little Blossom of Mine

Massive age and language differences don't get in the way of true love.

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Posted: 12/06/02
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Mike Birbiglia - Dr. Dre

How bad is your insurance if Dr. Dre is your actual doctor?

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Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 895

Wayne Federman - Traffic Signals

Wayne can't stand waiting for drivers to go after the light turns green.

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Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 83

Wayne Federman - Learner's Permit

Wayne's parents are the worst drivers in the world.

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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 123

Wayne Federman - Book of Questions

"The Book of Answers" would be better than "The Book of Questions."

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Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 146

Victoria Jackson - Suburbs

Nobody respects a suburbanite.

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Posted: 08/15/00
Views: 0

 
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