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So, I get 'The Book
of Questions,' and I think it's a trivia book... I open it up: 'Would you give up the use of your limbs and the ability to urinate so the people of Chad could eat for a year?' Who gave me this? What is this? So then, I look in the back for answers, and guess what? There are no answers. This is a book of unanswerable questions. Give me the 'Book of Answers,' that's something I could use: the chicken came first; the glass is half empty; of course it makes noise, it's a f**king tree.
Wayne Federman - Traffic Signals
Wayne can't stand waiting for drivers to go after the light turns green.
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Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 83
Wayne Federman - Book of Questions
"The Book of Answers" would be better than "The Book of Questions."
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 146
Nick Swardson - When We're Old
Nick Swardson will curse and listen to rap when he's old.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (334)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 2,203
Wayne Federman - Jazz
Jazz began in New Orleans and spread like a venereal disease.
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Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 383
Darren Carter - Not Cool
Guys with red hair have a tough time with the ladies.
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Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 421
Wayne Federman - Sex
Lingerie totally backfires with Wayne.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), sex (1283), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,826
Wayne Federman - Book of Answers
Wayne doesn't need a book of questions.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 75
David Alan Grier - Dump in the Pool
A terrorist act used to be when a kid took a dump in the pool.
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Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 677
David Alan Grier - Dump in the Pool
A terrorist act used to be when a kid took a dump in the pool.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), kids (841), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 180
Wayne Federman - Problems With Driving
The car pool lanes are unfair to people with no friends.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (334)
Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 277
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