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Somebody once said that laughter is the best medicine, and that was clearly written by a man that never tried Vicodin.
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Posted: 08/14/03

Wayne Federman - Jazz

Jazz began in New Orleans and spread like a venereal disease.

Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 384

Wayne Federman - Pink Floyd Concert

Wayne should have taken drugs before the Pink Floyd concert.

Tags: Wayne Federman (16), music (727), drugs (639)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 2,043

Wayne Federman - Fast Food

The food may be greasy and salty, but it's also ready.

Tags: Wayne Federman (16), health (976), food (804)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 914

Wayne Federman - Concerts

It's better to watch K.I.S.S. than to hear them.

Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (727)

Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 288

Lisa Lampanelli - Pickle Kisser

Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!

Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (36), health (976), drugs (639)

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 72,007

Wayne Federman - Not So Sporty

Baseball has always been a good metaphor for the stages of dating.

Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 298

Wayne Federman - Book of Questions

"The Book of Answers" would be better than "The Book of Questions."

Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 146

Wayne Federman - Learner's Permit

Wayne's parents are the worst drivers in the world.

Tags: Wayne Federman (16), health (976), parents (525)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 123

Dan Naturman - Doctors

Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.

Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,730

Shane Mauss - Passenger-Side Airbag

If anyone complains about my driving, I turn off their airbag.

Tags: Shane Mauss (11), health (976), animals (791)

Posted: 06/20/08
Views: 11,870

 
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