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Wayne Federman: Actress Math
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Shelia is an actress. She spends $40 three times a week for jazz classes at Alvin Ailey, $20 four times a week for technique classes at Sanford Meisner. How many lap dances at Scores will she have to do this weekend to balance her checkbook?
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Posted: 08/14/03

Jeff Mac - How to Read a Woman

Jeff Mac has forgotten how to read women.

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Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 992

Mike Birbiglia - Dating a Stable Girl

Mike finally figured out what he's looking for a in a woman.

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Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 9,316

Derrick Cameron - The Lottery

Derrick isn't going back to his job if he wins the lottery.

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Posted: 12/13/01
Views: 565

Wayne Federman - Actors' Education

NYU uses realistic scenarios in their math problems.

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Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 492

Wayne Federman - Sex

Lingerie totally backfires with Wayne.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,827

Rene Hicks - Breastfeeding

Breastfeeding is natural.

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Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 882

Tom Shillue - The Artist Song

Painting women nude is a great way to get them to sleep with you.

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Posted: 01/24/00
Views: 956

Warren Thomas - Celebrity Trouble

Rich people used to have better lives.

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Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 138

Jack Coen - Women

Jack perpetuates sexism.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 67

Fred Stoller - Cashiers

It's sexist to assume the cashier is a woman.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 173

 
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