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These pro-lifers say, 'Life starts
in the male scrotum after two Budweisers.' If that's the case, then I killed more people in my room last night than Stalin in his whole career.
Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 5
Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.
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Posted: 08/06/08
Views: 3,545
Warren Thomas - David Duke Day
Warren will take anybody's day off to party.
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Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 139
Warren Thomas - Celebrity Trouble
Rich people used to have better lives.
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Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 137
Warren Thomas - America
Arkansas is the inbred capital of the universe.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 436
Warren Thomas - El Nino
If you're running late for work, blame it on El Nino.
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Posted: 05/29/98
Views: 243
Rachel Feinstein - Straight with a Little Gay on Top
Why are all straight men a little bit gay now?
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Posted: 02/11/09
Views: 1,932
Nick Swardson - Drunk Chicks
Drunk chicks always start out so cocky, but eventually you get the drunk chick spiral.
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Posted: 09/25/09
Views: 34,540
Ben Bailey - Strip Club
Hiding a visit to the strip club from your wife may prove impossible.
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Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 2,629
Ardal O'Hanlon - The Importance of Sex
There has to be some more dignified way of expressing your love for another human being.
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Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 1,001
John Heffron - We Gotta Go, Girl
Girls don't leave their own behind.
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Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 4,039
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