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Warren Thomas: When Life Starts
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These pro-lifers say, 'Life starts in the male scrotum after two Budweisers.' If that's the case, then I killed more people in my room last night than Stalin in his whole career.
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Posted: 02/24/92

Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 5

Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.

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Posted: 08/06/08
Views: 3,636

Warren Thomas - David Duke Day

Warren will take anybody's day off to party.

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Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 141

Warren Thomas - Celebrity Trouble

Rich people used to have better lives.

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Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 138

Warren Thomas - America

Arkansas is the inbred capital of the universe.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 497

Warren Thomas - El Nino

If you're running late for work, blame it on El Nino.

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Posted: 05/29/98
Views: 256

Ben Bailey - Strip Club

Hiding a visit to the strip club from your wife may prove impossible.

Tags: Ben Bailey (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 2,721

Rachel Feinstein - Straight with a Little Gay on Top

Why are all straight men a little bit gay now?

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Posted: 02/11/09
Views: 1,968

Nick Swardson - Drunk Chicks

Drunk chicks always start out so cocky, but eventually you get the drunk chick spiral.

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Posted: 09/25/09
Views: 36,300

Ardal O'Hanlon - The Importance of Sex

There has to be some more dignified way of expressing your love for another human being.

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Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 1,054

John Heffron - We Gotta Go, Girl

Girls don't leave their own behind.

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Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 4,079

 
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