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Posted: 05/29/98

Todd Barry - The Death Penalty

Prisons have to have color TVs.

Tags: Todd Barry (27), TV (543), crime (415)

Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 825

Sarah Colonna - DUI Device

Sarah isn't perfect.

Tags: Sarah Colonna (1), men/women (1003), health (976)

Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 776

Zach Galifianakis - Family Dispute

What happened in Zach's family?

Tags: Zach Galifianakis (16), family (667), drugs (639)

Posted: 12/06/08
Views: 3,408

Doug Stanhope - Prostitution

Doug Stanhope makes a case for the legalization of prostitution.

Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 2,184

Tony Daro - Bike Cops

What do bike cops use for protection during a shoot out?

Tags: Tony Daro (2), Two Drink Minimum (293), laws (172)

Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,418

Jimmy Dore - Capital Punishment

If laws were all an eye-for-an-eye, there'd be pretty reluctant guilty verdicts in rape cases.

Tags: Jimmy Dore (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), crime (415)

Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 711

Carlos Mencia - Border Fence

Deporting illegal aliens might make it hard for America to build that border fence.

Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), laws (172), immigration (160)

Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 6,588

Damon Wayans - Bicycle Cop

Damon Wayans gets pulled over by a bicycle cop.

Tags: Damon Wayans (16), Premium Blend (750), New York City (602)

Posted: 01/12/06
Views: 1,974

Bobcat Goldthwait - Condom Burger

A Texas woman is suing McDonald's for serving her a Big Mac with a condom in it.

Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), laws (172), gross-out (89)

Posted: 12/03/96
Views: 5,951

Brad Mastrangelo - State Trooper

State troopers take an hour and a half to write a ticket.

Tags: Brad Mastrangelo (1), crime (415), driving (296)

Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 1,294

 
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