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Of course he had a bad attitude -- 25 years old, $60 million. When I got my student loan, I was a d**khead for three weeks.
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Posted: 05/04/94

Warren Thomas - Celebrity Trouble

Rich people used to have better lives.

Tags: Warren Thomas (6), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 138

Wayne Federman - Actors' Education

NYU uses realistic scenarios in their math problems.

Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 493

Warren Thomas - Prison

Mike Tyson's like a buff Rain Man.

Tags: Warren Thomas (6), ethnic (814), imitations (772)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 599

Kevin Bozeman - Student Loans

Kevin got ripped off in college.

Tags: Kevin Bozeman (2), money (865), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 01/25/01
Views: 704

Tom Parks - Education

Tom wasn't a very good student.

Tags: Tom Parks (3), money (865), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 332

Warren Thomas - America

Arkansas is the inbred capital of the universe.

Tags: Warren Thomas (6), money (865), ethnic (814)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 497

Judah Friedlander - Eating Napkins

Judah once saw a homeless man who was eating napkins.

Tags: Judah Friedlander (5), health (976), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 11/22/01
Views: 7,192

Pete Correale - Fighting

Pete Correale won't fight for himself -- or for a woman.

Tags: Pete Correale (8), men/women (1003), money (865)

Posted: 06/05/98
Views: 1,684

Prescott Tolk - Sex Instructional Videotape

Prescott Tolk tries to better himself.

Tags: Prescott Tolk (2), sex (1283), money (865)

Posted: 02/09/06
Views: 996

Tom Parks - Spanish

Tom took $10,000 worth of Spanish.

Tags: Tom Parks (3), money (865), family (667)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 391

 
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