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They blame everything on El
Nino. When I can't get it up, I go, 'Baby, it's El Nino. It ain't me, baby. I'm a man -- it's El Nino, see? -- it's a warm front in the ocean, that's why this ain't working.'
Warren Thomas - El Nino
If you're running late for work, blame it on El Nino.
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Posted: 05/29/98
Views: 255
Warren Thomas - David Duke Day
Warren will take anybody's day off to party.
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Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 141
Warren Thomas - Village People
It takes the Village People to raise a child.
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Posted: 05/29/98
Views: 204
Warren Thomas - Celebrity Trouble
Rich people used to have better lives.
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Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 138
Warren Thomas - America
Arkansas is the inbred capital of the universe.
Tags: Warren Thomas (6), money (865), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 497
Jack Coen - Monica Lewinsky
Jack feels sorry for Monica Lewinsky.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 610
Jim Hamilton - Can't Have Kids
Jim Hamilton explains why he can't have kids.
Tags: Jim Hamilton (2), George W. Bush (2037), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 372
Kathleen Madigan - Bad Crack Whore
Kathleen Madigan would make a bad crack whore.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), sex (1283), drugs (639)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 2,113
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