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She said something really brilliant
-- she said it takes the Village People to raise a child. You know, that's deep, ain't that? 'Cause I'm educating myself, you know. You got to check yourself before you wreck yourself. She said it takes a Village People to raise a child because sometimes you need a construction worker, sometimes you need a cop, and sometimes you need a big, gay Indian.
Warren Thomas - Village People
It takes the Village People to raise a child.
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Posted: 05/29/98
Views: 204
Warren Thomas - America
Arkansas is the inbred capital of the universe.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 497
Greg Fitzsimmons - Gas Station Attendant
The ex-porn actor who pumped Greg Fitzsimmons' gas pulled the pump out early.
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Posted: 11/28/97
Views: 251
Harland Williams - Customs
Harland Williams likes to have fun when going through customs.
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Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 783
Warren Thomas - El Nino
If you're running late for work, blame it on El Nino.
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Posted: 05/29/98
Views: 256
Jordan Rubin - Star Wars Auditions
Supposedly, everyone on the cast and crew for Star Wars was on drugs, which kind of makes sense.
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Posted: 01/31/08
Views: 0
Harland Williams - Everything Is Star Wars Now
Beeping watches, pagers and cell phones make it sound like you're in Star Wars.
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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 919
Greg Morton - Star Wars
Greg offers his interpretation of "Star Wars."
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Posted: 01/23/03
Views: 776
Harland Williams - JFK is a Wookie
Just another one of the government's many conspiracies.
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Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 690
Steve Marmel - Hillary Clinton
Steve thinks Hillary Clinton is kind of hot.
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Posted: 05/15/00
Views: 587
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