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She said something really brilliant -- she said it takes the Village People to raise a child. You know, that's deep, ain't that? 'Cause I'm educating myself, you know. You got to check yourself before you wreck yourself. She said it takes a Village People to raise a child because sometimes you need a construction worker, sometimes you need a cop, and sometimes you need a big, gay Indian.
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Posted: 05/29/98

Warren Thomas - Village People

It takes the Village People to raise a child.

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Posted: 05/29/98
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Arkansas is the inbred capital of the universe.

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Harland Williams likes to have fun when going through customs.

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If you're running late for work, blame it on El Nino.

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Greg offers his interpretation of "Star Wars."

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Just another one of the government's many conspiracies.

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Supposedly, everyone on the cast and crew for Star Wars was on drugs, which kind of makes sense.

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Steve Marmel - Hillary Clinton

Steve thinks Hillary Clinton is kind of hot.

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