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Wanda Sykes: Turning A Younger Man on to Jazz
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There's nothing wrong with dating
younger men. My husband and I, we get along except for music because music dates you. He loves hip-hop -- that's his thing, he loves rap music -- but I like jazz. But he's started to enjoy jazz because I like to listen to jazz while we're having sex. Yeah, right, so now he LOVES jazz because he associates it with sex. He hears that jazz, he's like, 'That's my cue! It's on now!' But now, I can't even enjoy my music. I'm listening to Miles Davis, washing dishes. I turn around, he's standing there butt naked: 'Did ya call me?'
Wanda Sykes - Younger Men
If you can't find a good man, raise one.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 5,732
Henry Phillips - Break-Up
Henry is going through a break-up situation -- it's been about seven years.
Tags: Henry Phillips (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/14/05
Views: 1,304
Jimmy Shubert - Conjoined Twins
It would suck to have someone else connected to you.
Tags: Jimmy Shubert (7), sex (1283), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 300
Richard Lewis - Loud Orgasms
Don't shush your partner during an orgasm.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1283), music (727)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 203
Margaret Cho - Jobs
Margaret used to work at an S&M store.
Tags: Margaret Cho (5), sex (1283), music (727)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,631
Geoff Brown - Date Rape
Geoff was unable to stop two fat ladies from date raping his friend.
Tags: Geoff Brown (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 494
Jonathan Katz - Father
Jonathan's father is going through a divorce suit.
Tags: Jonathan Katz (11), sex (1283), animals (791)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 181
Cathy Ladman - Aging
Intellectually, 34 isn't an old age, but emotionally, it is.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), men/women (1003), music (727)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,412
Bo Burnham - High School Party
Bo likes soda. Where's the soda?
Tags: Bo Burnham (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (727)
Posted: 03/13/09
Views: 38,064
Jimmy Aleck - Condoms
A lot of women are carrying condoms now.
Tags: Jimmy Aleck (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,012
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