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Wanda Sykes: On Pope John Paul II
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Who we fooling? The pope is old, y'all. It's time to start thinking about putting the pope in an old pope's home.
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Posted: 01/09/03

Wanda Sykes - John Paul II

The pope is too old for that hat and those robes.

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Falling in love at 18 lasts until you see her roommate.

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An Episcopalian priest gets stingy with the blood of Christ.

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There's good and bad in everything.

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Nurse practitioners love whipping out the mirrors.

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