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I have nephews. They love
spending time with us. T they love it because we let them do whatever they want to do -- they're not our kids, we don't care. 'Only thing I have to do is keep you alive, that's it.' They come visit us, man -- 'Oh what? Oh, no dinner? Alright, fine, hey -- ice cream all day, how about that? I don't have to cook a damn thing. Just scoop it out. There you go. Eat up. I don't pay your dental bills.'
Lynne Koplitz - Kids
If Lynne had babies, she would give them away as Christmas gifts.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 4,157
Greg Fitzsimmons - Threesome
Greg tells his son to wrap up the breastfeeding.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 622
Milt Abel - Barbequed Ribs
Eating ribs is a great way to get rid of aggression.
Tags: Milt Abel (2), kids (828), food (790)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 2,533
Tracy Smith - No Children
Teenagers are major bummers.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 2,741
D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama
D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,089
Jack Gallagher - Shopping for Strollers
Maybe if you kick it, it folds up.
Tags: Jack Gallagher (3), kids (828), food (790)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 382
Wanda Sykes - Kids Are Worth It
Kids are great -- when they're someone else's.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 11/30/98
Views: 1,664
Jessica Kirson - Cake
Jessica Kirson's family gets a cake for every occasion.
Tags: Jessica Kirson (2), kids (828), food (790)
Posted: 12/20/02
Views: 513
Mark Roberts - Cub Scout Reserves
The president makes the call.
Tags: Mark Roberts (5), kids (828), food (790)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 475
Dane Cook - Global Adoption
Dane wants a multi-ethnic family.
Tags: Dane Cook (39), kids (828), ethnic (813)
Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 46,786
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