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Wanda Sykes: Good Old Days of Free Drinks
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Guys don't buy you free
drinks like they used to. They don't. Remember the good old days? You'd go to your local bar, and the bartender would come over and say, 'Excuse me, ma'am, the gentleman way over there in the corner, he would like to buy you a drink.' You would say, 'OK, thank you. Beautiful.' And you would get your drink, and then the greatest thing of all -- he would keep his ass way over there in the corner and leave you the hell alone.
Wanda Sykes - Additional Thoughts
Women can stay up all night just thinking.
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Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 2,300
Wanda Sykes - Night Time Attack
Men wake up women for sex.
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Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 5,480
Wanda Sykes - Turn-Ons
Threesomes are much more exciting for men than for women.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 11/30/98
Views: 1,194
Wanda Sykes - Funny Porno
Porn can be as funny as Nick at Nite.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 9,764
Wanda Sykes - Being Tested
Men fail tests they don't even know they're taking.
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Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 2,514
Wanda Sykes - Sex
Women fake orgasms because they have excellent time management skills.
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Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 7,303
Wanda Sykes - Cheap Guys
Wanda notices her husband likes a lot of free stuff.
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Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 8,148
Wanda Sykes - City Drinking
When you're drunk, a cab is a beautiful thing.
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Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 736
Wanda Sykes - Feeling 26
Drinking will make you feel like a sexy 26-year-old.
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Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 9,263
Wanda Sykes - Male Strippers
Wanda's not paying for no naked-ass man.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/16/03
Views: 1,730
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