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They never want to hang
out with us. You're like, 'Come on y'all, let's go hang out.' They're like, 'No, you know, we can't hang out. You know, we're going to stay here with the kids tonight. Yeah, you know, they're a lot of work, but they're worth it. Maybe next week we can go hang out or something -- What? Oh, you're going on vacation next week. Well isn't that nice? That's just nice. Where you going, where you going? Jamaica! Wooo! Yeah, that's beautiful. Yeah, you know, we started to go last year, but Bobby needed braces. Yeah -- Bobby, smile and show them Jamaica, baby, go ahead -- see? We're right on the beach.'
Cory Kahaney - Teenagers
These days, the media always tries to tell you how to raise your kids.
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 1,241
Earthquake - White Kids
White people have the luxury of being their children's parents and friends.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 3,248
Bonnie McFarlane - Having Kids
Never hit a baby, even if he starts it.
Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 3,481
Sandra Bernhard - Adopted Children
Sandra introduces her adopted children.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (36), money (852), kids (828)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,482
Daniel Tosh - Adopted Granddaughter
Knowing he'll be a bad father, Daniel decides to be a grandfather.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (42), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 6,189
Wanda Sykes - Kids Are Worth It
Kids are great -- when they're someone else's.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 11/30/98
Views: 1,667
Patton Oswalt - Sobering Up and Babies
Patton details two annoying types of people.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (32), kids (828), family (664)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 2,697
Carrie Snow - Kids
Carrie Snow can never have kids.
Tags: Carrie Snow (2), men/women (987), kids (828)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 198
Margaret Smith - Adopting
It's not child abuse if they're sleeping.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 210
Arj Barker - New Printer
Arj has no documents that need to be somewhere in a hurry.
Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 2,337
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