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I love my family but
my family -- they're the type of people that never let you forget anything you ever did when you were little. I was in the first grade Christmas play -- I'm playing Mary. Now, during the course of the play, I dropped the baby Jesus. They act like I dropped THE baby Jesus. So now, they still talk about this. I go to my family reunion, and one of my cousins just had a baby. So I'm like, 'Oh, that's a cute little baby. Let me hold the baby. Let me see the baby.' And my aunt runs over, 'Don't you give her that baby! You know she dropped the baby Jesus!'
Wanda Sykes - Memories
Wanda Sykes' family won't let her forget anything.
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Posted: 12/20/02
Views: 1,254
Richard Lewis - Basketball
Richard was the pointless guard on his basketball team.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), kids (841), religion (776)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 762
Megan Mooney - Don't Play With the Stove
Parents sometimes give strange advice when they leave the house.
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Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 5,424
Dana Gould - Eating Out With the Family
If anyone spills anything, Dad will stick a fork right in your eyeball.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 572
Tom Cotter - Kids
Kids are to blame for the blister and aneurism you get from trying to use a cigarette lighter.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 2,835
Anthony Clark - Mother's Threats
When Anthony Clark was a kid, he never listened to his mother.
Tags: Anthony Clark (8), kids (841), family (667)
Posted: 06/20/97
Views: 349
D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama
D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,160
Bob Odenkirk - Fun Childhood
Bob has a lot of funny stories from his fun childhood.
Tags: Bob Odenkirk (7), kids (841), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 500
Mark Roberts - Family Baldness
Mark hides from his crazy family.
Tags: Mark Roberts (5), kids (841), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 236
Mark Roberts - Cub Scout Reserves
The president makes the call.
Tags: Mark Roberts (5), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 490
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