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He used to give me one rose, too. Watch out for the one rose givers. He used to say, 'This is one rose for you because you are one special lady.' Yeah, I fell for that mess. After a while, I was like, 'No, no, no, no -- this is one rose because you are one cheap bastard -- that's what THIS is.'
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Posted: 05/22/98

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