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Wanda Sykes: 'Til Death Do You Part
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When you get married, you
stand there and you say ''Til death do you part.' That's what you say in the marriage vows -- make that vow, stay together forever. The divorce rate is sky high, so everybody's just lying their asses off. Why don't we come clean? Let's be honest, you know? Instead of standing there saying ''Til death do you part,' let's just go, 'I'll give it a shot.'
Wanda Sykes - Cheap Guys
Wanda notices her husband likes a lot of free stuff.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (42), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 8,150
Wanda Sykes - Younger Men
If you can't find a good man, raise one.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 5,735
Bill Burr - Staying Single
Bill has been single too long to care.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), men/women (1003), marriage (581)
Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 56,641
Jeff Cesario - Women These Days
Jeff's wife will fire up the dishwasher with one spoon in it.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,063
Nick DiPaolo - Marriage
Nick can't get used to his wife naming all his stuff.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 5,978
Wanda Sykes - The Marriage Business
Marriage is a lot like going into business with somebody.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), kids (841), marriage (581)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 1,989
Wanda Sykes - Dark Thoughts
Dreaming of your significant other's death is not a good sign.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (42), sex (1283), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/23/03
Views: 4,642
Doug Williams - Marriage
Marriage is for women.
Tags: Doug Williams (2), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 922
Retha Jones - The Bachelor
Retha Jones thinks the women on "The Bachelor" don't represent.
Tags: Retha Jones (3), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/26/06
Views: 1,243
Jay Mohr - Satin Sheets
Satin sheets are made for women -- not men.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 4,169
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