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Wanda Sykes: $400 Gun
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Man, if I spent $400
for a gun, I am shooting somebody. I am not letting a $400 gun go to waste. And I know me -- I get annoyed easily, you know, so I'm the wrong person to have a gun. I mean, I would shoot people in my house that I invited over. 'What'd you say? That was stupid. Let me go find my gun.'
Wanda Sykes - Wanda's Got a Gun
Wanda's dad told her to buy a gun.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), money (865), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 842
Wanda Sykes - Male Strippers
Wanda's not paying for no naked-ass man.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/16/03
Views: 1,731
Jeff Garcia - Snaps
Jeff used to call this big girl Vanessa, "Snaps."
Tags: Jeff Garcia (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 2,216
Tommy Davidson - Fighting
You ever got a peer pressure ass-whooping?
Tags: Tommy Davidson (13), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/07/00
Views: 2,293
Andy Kindler - Self-Defense
Andy's friends taught him some self-defense moves.
Tags: Andy Kindler (28), money (865), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 212
Nick Swardson - Bad Stories
Nick always tells "you had to be there" stories.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 11,160
Gabriel Iglesias - Keep the Noise Down
What goes around comes around.
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/06/03
Views: 65,931
Megan Mooney - Dad's Friends
Megan has a retort for her dad's friend.
Tags: Megan Mooney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 3,875
Steve Byrne - Psycho
Getting hacked to death by a tranny is an awful way to die.
Tags: Steve Byrne (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), movies (559)
Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 5,175
Andre Covington - Nasty Friends
When Andre goes to his friend's gross apartment he just stands in the corner on one leg.
Tags: Andre Covington (3), kids (841), family (667)
Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 413
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