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As soon as he turned
pro and he won his first tournament, I read, 'Bi-racial golfer wins first tournament.' Oh, OK -- 50/50: he's 50% black, 50% Asian. Alright, cool. Then after he won the masters, I'm flipping through Sports Illustrated, and I read, 'Tiger Woods is a quarter black,' and I'm like, 'Damn, he's down to 25% now, man. What the hell is going on? They're treating him like he's milk.'
Wanda Sykes - Turned to Milk
The more he tastes success, the less black Tiger Woods becomes.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (37), Comedy Central Presents (2026), ethnic (797)
Posted: 11/30/98
Views: 13,579
Jeff Cesario - Sporting Events
Jeff feels badly for male figure skaters.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (2026), men/women (1029)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,603
John Henton - Tiger Woods
Everybody knows that, in this country, if you look black, you are black.
Tags: John Henton (3), imitations (848), ethnic (797)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 2,251
David Alan Grier - Televised Golf
Tiger Woods has been messing up recently.
Tags: David Alan Grier (40), Premium Blend (749), TV (407)
Posted: 10/18/01
Views: 4,460
Kurt Metzger - Forgiving Tiger Woods
Whose boring ass, khaki pants wearing, anti-Christ kid is watching golf on television?
Tags: Kurt Metzger (19), sex (1059), kids (686)
Posted: 07/18/10
Views: 1,605
Steve Byrne - Mixed Backgrounds
If you don't believe that Barack Obama is half-white, just YouTube him dancing on "Ellen."
Tags: Steve Byrne (15), ethnic (797), growing up (445)
Posted: 07/26/10
Views: 6,130
Wanda Sykes - Additional Thoughts
Women can stay up all night just thinking.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (37), men/women (1029), observational (343)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 4,943
Jon Lajoie - Swallowed All That Toothpaste
Instead of promoting his Comedy Central Presents special, Jon Lajoie tests out some new material.
Tags: Jon Lajoie (15), Comedy Central Presents (2026), men/women (1029)
Posted: 05/27/10
Views: 19,367
Mark Curry - Black Firsts
There was no way the Wright Brothers were getting in that plane.
Tags: Mark Curry (9), Comedy Central Presents (2026), ethnic (797)
Posted: 06/11/99
Views: 2,200
John Roy - NBA
American white guys can't compete with Eastern Europeans at basketball.
Tags: John Roy (2), ethnic (797), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 2,499
