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The second one says, "I'll have one, too."
The third one says, "I'll have a pint of plasma."
The bartender says, "So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?"
Kristen Schaal - Inside the Mattress
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he become a werewolf permanently?
Tags: Kristen Schaal (17), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (96), dreams (47)
Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 6,315
Richard Lewis - Horror Movies
Horror movies make Richard squeamish.
Tags: Richard Lewis (60), dating (681), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 227
Andy Woodhull - Vampire Love
Can you imagine what it would be like to have to hear everything that your significant other thought?
Tags: Andy Woodhull (3), men/women (1015), dating (681)
Posted: 10/30/09
Views: 1,502
Open Mic Challenge - Trevor Williams
Open Mic Challenge winner Trevor Williams describes a perfect day in New York City.
Tags: Open Mic Challenge (3), food (580), alcohol (426)
Posted: 05/04/10
Views: 9,273
Jeff Dunham - Thank You, Jack Daniels
Jeff and Peanut thank the people who made them possible.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (79), kids (682), parents (481)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 57,849
Aziz Ansari - Jewed Him Over
Oh, those Jews and their 45-minute time windows.
Tags: Aziz Ansari (14), ethnic (783), alcohol (426)
Posted: 01/13/10
Views: 30,490
Greg Giraldo - Drinking
Why do kids get to do all the drinking and drugging?
Tags: Greg Giraldo (38), sex (1043), kids (682)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 10,716
Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 5
Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.
Tags: Lewis Black (38), sex (1043), men/women (1015)
Posted: 08/06/08
Views: 6,215
Penelope Lombard - Godzilla
The movie wasn't that bad, but they made the monster too big.
Tags: Penelope Lombard (2), sex (1043), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 670
Janeane Garofalo - Save Your Sandals
Janeane Garofalo explains why flip-flops will be impractical when the rapture comes.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), religion (358), movies (239)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 48,976
