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"No" replies the man, "I'm from New Hampshire." The bartender looks at him and says, "Well what do you do in New Hampshire?"
"I'm a taxidermist," says the man. The bartender looks bewildered, so the man explains, "I mount dead animals."
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar, "It's OK, boys! He's one of us!"
Jon Reep - Freaks
You will do things at the fair that you would never do anywhere else. Like argue over the world's largest rat.
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Posted: 10/17/09
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Jon Reep - Bless His Heart
Shooting fish in a barrel is not as easy as it sounds.
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Ron White - No Dogs
The sign at Ron's bank is wrong.
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Posted: 04/05/09
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Damon Wayans - White Folks' Dogs
Dogs are too picky about where they poop.
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Posted: 01/05/06
Views: 2,197
Anita Wise - Cleaning
Organic exterminators can give you a headache.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,572
Jackie Flynn - Strange Meat
Microwave cheeseburgers have just enough meat to qualify.
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Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 367
Ron White - Deer Hunting
Ron's cousin Ray thinks killing deer with a deer rifle is magic in the forest.
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Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 23,213
Ron White - Sluggo
Sluggo loves going to the vet.
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Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 12,778
Jimmy Shubert - Seafood Aquarium
You never notice a crying fish.
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Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 656
Jimmy Shubert - Licking Frogs
"Ribbit" sounds a lot like "Lick it."
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Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 781
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