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A little later, the huge guy walks back over to the little guy and karate chops him in the back. The huge guy says, "That was a karate chop from China."
The little guy leaves the bar, comes back and hits the huge guy on the back. The huge guy lies unconscious on the floor. The little guy tells the bartender, "Tell him that was a crowbar from Sears."
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Bobcat Goldthwait is all for hunter's having guns.
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When you're old, you wake up angry.
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Go out and get yourself some white friends.
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How women can be abused by a man with a Jheri curl?
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Eddie Pence kicks Chihuahua ass.
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You have to be pretty mad to stab someone in the head.
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There's a guy at your work that nobody talks to.
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