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Q: How do you get a lawyer down from a tree?

A: Cut the rope.
Filed Under: violence (216),  lawyers (114)
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Posted: 12/01/08

Paul Mecurio - Double Life

Try not to get high on career day.

Tags: Paul Mecurio (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 2,606

Stand-Up: Kevin Hart - Angry Old Man

When you're old, you wake up angry.

Tags: Kevin Hart (21), kids (841), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 13,762

Katt Williams - White Friends

Go out and get yourself some white friends.

Tags: Katt Williams (21), ethnic (814), violence (304)

Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 53,938

Russ Meneve - Walkie-Talkie Phones

Walkie-talkie phones are annoying.

Tags: Russ Meneve (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), technology (348)

Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 1,235

Lewis Dix - Abuse

How women can be abused by a man with a Jheri curl?

Tags: Lewis Dix (6), men/women (1003), violence (304)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,396

Eddie Pence - Dogs

Eddie Pence kicks Chihuahua ass.

Tags: Eddie Pence (3), animals (791), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 1,979

Bobcat Goldthwait - Hunting

Bobcat Goldthwait is all for hunter's having guns.

Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), violence (304), Pulp Comics (88)

Posted: 12/03/96
Views: 971

Jake Johannsen - Burning River of Gas

Jake's idea for illegal immigration would also make a great tourist attraction.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), violence (304)

Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 316

Jimmy Dore - Capital Punishment

If laws were all an eye-for-an-eye, there'd be pretty reluctant guilty verdicts in rape cases.

Tags: Jimmy Dore (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), crime (415)

Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 711

Robert Schimmel - Bear on a Bike

It comes natural for a bear to ride a bicycle.

Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), kids (841), animals (791)

Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,627

 
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