John Mendoza Jokes
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John Mendoza: Bored in the Bank
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I was in the bank
the other day. I was on line for about 45 minutes. I got bored. So, the guy standing in front of me -- I just punched him in the back of the head. I said, 'I'm sorry. I thought I knew you.'
John Mendoza - Denny's
You can get a free meal at Denny's on your birthday.
Tags: John Mendoza (3), food (804), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 833
John Mendoza - Kids Suck
John hates kids.
Tags: John Mendoza (3), kids (841), New York City (602)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 827
John Mendoza - Stupid People
If you want to meet stupid people, lock your keys in your car.
Tags: John Mendoza (3), family (667), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,078
Bobcat Goldthwait - Hunting
Bobcat Goldthwait is all for hunter's having guns.
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), violence (304), Pulp Comics (88)
Posted: 12/03/96
Views: 971
Stand-Up: Kevin Hart - Angry Old Man
When you're old, you wake up angry.
Tags: Kevin Hart (21), kids (841), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 13,762
Katt Williams - White Friends
Go out and get yourself some white friends.
Tags: Katt Williams (21), ethnic (814), violence (304)
Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 53,938
Russ Meneve - Walkie-Talkie Phones
Walkie-talkie phones are annoying.
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), technology (348)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 1,235
Lewis Dix - Abuse
How women can be abused by a man with a Jheri curl?
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), men/women (1003), violence (304)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,396
Eddie Pence - Dogs
Eddie Pence kicks Chihuahua ass.
Tags: Eddie Pence (3), animals (791), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 1,979
James Patterson - Advice to Murderers
Here's a way for murderers to get rid of bodies by working smarter, not harder.
Tags: James Patterson (2), Premium Blend (750), crime (415)
Posted: 12/11/03
Views: 443
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