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Q: How do you keep George W. Bush from drowning?

A: You take your foot off his head.
Filed Under: violence (216),  George W. Bush (117)
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Posted: 12/01/08

Patton Oswalt - In Love

There's nothing worse than seeing a comedian in love.

Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), George W. Bush (2037), sex (1283)

Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 6,567

Lewis Black - Bush

Lewis Black imagines what'll happen to the two-time George W. voter.

Tags: George W. Bush (2037), Lewis Black (320)

Posted: 12/02/07
Views: 98,040

Lewis Black - George W. Bush

When it comes to evolution, the jury's still out?

Tags: Lewis Black (320), George W. Bush (2037),

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 34,128

Daniel Tosh - Thanking Larry Craig

Daniel wants to thank Larry Craig.

Tags: Daniel Tosh (53), George W. Bush (2037), gay/homosexual (633)

Posted: 07/25/08
Views: 48,160

Jeff Cesario - George W. Bush

President Bush just wants to be loved.

Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 3,677

Mike Birbiglia - Bar-B-Que

Never let Bush run your bar-b-que.

Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 11,437

Frank Caliendo - Bush's Tourette's

Frank Caliendo loves President Bush.

Tags: Frank Caliendo (10), George W. Bush (2037), impressions (304)

Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 5,275

Bill Hicks - Polled

Bill Hicks polls the audience.

Tags: Bill Hicks (3), George W. Bush (2037), sex (1283)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,998

Katt Williams - Terrorism

Terror can't keep a home address.

Tags: Katt Williams (21), George W. Bush (2037), terrorism (439)

Posted: 01/25/09
Views: 35,348

 
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