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Q: How do you keep George W. Bush from drowning?

A: You take your foot off his head.
Filed Under: violence (216),  George W. Bush (117)
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Posted: 12/01/08

Patton Oswalt - In Love

There's nothing worse than seeing a comedian in love.

Tags: Patton Oswalt (32), George W. Bush (2037), sex (1269)

Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 6,348

Lewis Black - Bush

Lewis Black imagines what'll happen to the two-time George W. voter.

Tags: George W. Bush (2037), Lewis Black (318)

Posted: 12/02/07
Views: 98,040

Lewis Black - George W. Bush

When it comes to evolution, the jury's still out?

Tags: Lewis Black (318), George W. Bush (2037),

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 34,002

Daniel Tosh - Thanking Larry Craig

Daniel wants to thank Larry Craig.

Tags: Daniel Tosh (42), George W. Bush (2037), gay/homosexual (622)

Posted: 07/25/08
Views: 47,866

Jeff Cesario - George W. Bush

President Bush just wants to be loved.

Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 3,643

Frank Caliendo - Bush's Tourette's

Frank Caliendo loves President Bush.

Tags: Frank Caliendo (10), George W. Bush (2037), impressions (300)

Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 5,211

Mike Birbiglia - Bar-B-Que

Never let Bush run your bar-b-que.

Tags: Mike Birbiglia (38), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 11,407

Bill Hicks - Polled

Bill Hicks polls the audience.

Tags: Bill Hicks (3), George W. Bush (2037), sex (1269)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,969

John Mulaney - Interview - The 30s and 40s

John was influenced by Jack Benny and Burns and Allen.

Tags: John Mulaney (6), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 04/03/09
Views: 17,158

 
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