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Two friends go out to a club. One friend with a wooden eye says that he's nervous about girls making fun of him. His friend tells him not to worry.

When they get into the club, the wounded friend gets up enough courage to ask a girl if she'd like to dance.

Excited, she says, "Would I?!"
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Posted: 12/01/08
 
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