Monica's Vote | Bill Clinton | Jokes.com

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Q: Why is Monica Lewinsky voting Republican in the next election?

A: Because the Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.
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Posted: 12/01/08

Darrell Hammond - It Was Fun

James Bond gives Bill Clinton full marks.

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Charles named his dog Bill Clinton.

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Jack feels sorry for Monica Lewinsky.

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America should punish the state that gave us Bill Clinton.

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