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Hot Pockets are for the drunk.

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Posted: 12/01/07
Views: 292,774

This is a pain in the ass. Am I the butler?

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Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 41,158

Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?

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Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 38,609

I wanted her to have my old girlfriend's name.

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Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 30,541

You can't do comedy in a lunchroom.

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Posted: 03/20/09
Views: 452

Dealing with free chocolate cake is serious business.

Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), kids (841), food (804)

Posted: 11/09/09
Views: 28,164

Can you imagine if I had ketchup bottles for legs?

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Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.

Tags: Lewis Black (320), interview (2828), sex (1283)

Posted: 08/06/08
Views: 3,632

I found the golden ticket in my onion rings!

Tags: Jared Logan (5), food (804), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 7,514

You don't think God sees all the stuff you do?

Tags: Erik Griffin (5), food (804), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 1,022