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Q: Did you hear that former President Clinton is buying a house in North Carolina?

A: He can't decide which city to live in: Blowing Rock or Morehead City.
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Posted: 12/01/08

Charles Van Deventer - Bill Clinton

Charles named his dog Bill Clinton.

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Posted: 11/29/01
Views: 336

Darrell Hammond - It Was Fun

James Bond gives Bill Clinton full marks.

Tags: Darrell Hammond (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), Bill Clinton (416)

Posted: 12/03/00
Views: 1,341

Gabriel Iglesias - President Bush

We don't vote for Presidents. We vote for American Idol.

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Posted: 08/04/07
Views: 261,862

Wanda Sykes - No Apologies Necessary

Wanda Sykes calls Clinton an idiot.

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Posted: 11/30/98
Views: 4,209

Jack Coen - Terrorism

Jack thinks the world hates Americans because we have a lot of stuff.

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Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 321

Jack Coen - Monica Lewinsky

Jack feels sorry for Monica Lewinsky.

Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 610

Lewis Black - The State of Arkansas

America should punish the state that gave us Bill Clinton.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 05/08/00
Views: 880

Judy Gold - Great Gigs

Judy's stand-up at a pro-choice benefit was intentionally offensive.

Tags: Judy Gold (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 09/14/00
Views: 1,368

Sommore - Shot in the Face

Dick Cheney has better luck than Bill Clinton.

Tags: Sommore (2), Bill Clinton (416), Dick Cheney (373)

Posted: 08/31/06
Views: 2,415

Rick Cleveland - Bill's Library

The secret service knows Rick as an "FOB": friend of Bill's.

Tags: Rick Cleveland (11), Bill Clinton (416), friends (312)

Posted: 02/06/08
Views: 0

 
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