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Vince Morris: Pulled Over as a Passenger
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Being pulled over is no
joke. It's scary, but you know what's even worse? Being a passenger in your friend's car when they get pulled over. That's when you start finding out the things about your best friend you never knew existed. 'Damn! Damn! This car is not even registered. I got a handgun in the glove box, cocaine under your seat. I'm wearing a wig, and we've got a dead body in the trunk.'
Vince Morris - Getting Pulled Over
Vince's friend Steve isn't even named Steve.
Tags: Vince Morris (10), friends (307), driving (295)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 1,698
Vince Morris - Paying for Water
Vince is becoming an alcoholic because he's poor.
Tags: Vince Morris (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 1,093
Tom Cotter - Drinking and Driving
Friends don't let friends drink and drive, but Tom doesn't have any friends.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), animals (783), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 1,948
Vince Morris - Illegal Words
Some words are illegal to use.
Tags: Vince Morris (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 481
Arj Barker - Paranoid
Arj got too stoned and paranoid to see "Cop Land."
Tags: Arj Barker (21), kids (828), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 863
Marc Price - Drinking Age
You don't need to be legal to buy the stuff that's illegal.
Tags: Marc Price (4), drugs (630), parents (519)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 205
Richard Lewis - Stoned Friend
Richard's friend smoked a lot of grass in college.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), drugs (630), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 145
Zach Galifianakis - Family Dispute
What happened in Zach's family?
Tags: Zach Galifianakis (16), family (664), drugs (630)
Posted: 12/06/08
Views: 3,124
Nick Swardson - Old People
It's hard for Nick to compete with his grandma's problems.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 16,248
Gabriel Iglesias - Felipe
Gabriel's friend Felipe is nuts.
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 02/06/03
Views: 44,893
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