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Vince Morris: Dad Was a Bigot
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My dad was a bigot. He was prejudiced to the core -- and the one race he truly hated the most were the humans.
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Posted: 11/03/04

Vince Morris - English Language

Vince hates it when people his age blatantly mess up the English language.

Tags: Vince Morris (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 791

Vince Morris - Illegal Words

Some words are illegal to use.

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Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 516

Vince Morris - Scary Dad

Vince Morris' dad liked to sit in the dark.

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Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 1,744

Vince Morris - Love and Harmony

Vince doesn't want to preach peace because he doesn't want to get shot.

Tags: Vince Morris (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 340

Colin Quinn - Raised in New York

You can always tell who was raised in New York by how they take a compliment.

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Posted: 09/25/03
Views: 1,494

Dom Irrera - Honesty

A barber can't tell clients that they are human sloths.

Tags: Dom Irrera (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 07/18/00
Views: 1,941

Vince Morris - Getting Pulled Over

Vince's friend Steve isn't even named Steve.

Tags: Vince Morris (10), friends (312), driving (296)

Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 1,928

Vince Morris - Do Something You Hate

People take positive energy too far.

Tags: Vince Morris (10), Premium Blend (750), observational (334)

Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 614

Kevin Meaney - Get the Puss Off

Kevin Meaney grew up repeating weird words.

Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 07/02/99
Views: 678

Jon Manfrellotti - Cousin Ricky

Cousin Ricky came to visit Long Island.

Tags: Jon Manfrellotti (2), ethnic (814), imitations (772)

Posted: 06/13/97
Views: 280

 
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