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Vince Morris Jokes
Vince Morris: Dad Was a Bigot
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My dad was a bigot. He was prejudiced to the core -- and the one race he truly hated the most were the humans.
Filed Under: insults (1736),  ethnic (533),  family (388)
Posted: 11/03/04

Vince Morris - English Language

Vince hates it when people his age blatantly mess up the English language.

Tags: Vince Morris (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)

Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 3,106

Vince Morris - Illegal Words

Some words are illegal to use.

Tags: Vince Morris (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)

Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 2,478

Vince Morris - Scary Dad

Vince Morris' dad liked to sit in the dark.

Tags: Vince Morris (10), ethnic (870), parents (591)

Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 7,698

Vince Morris - Love and Harmony

Vince doesn't want to preach peace because he doesn't want to get shot.

Tags: Vince Morris (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)

Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 1,754

Colin Quinn - Raised in New York

You can always tell who was raised in New York by how they take a compliment.

Tags: Colin Quinn (10), ethnic (870), food (719)

Posted: 09/25/03
Views: 5,301

Open Mic Challenge - Anjelah Johnson Wants to Know Who's Stupid

Anjelah Johnson announces this month's Jokes.com Open Mic Challenge.

Tags: Anjelah Johnson (9), family (647), insults (291)

Posted: 06/01/10
Views: 10,243

Dom Irrera - Honesty

A barber can't tell clients that they are human sloths.

Tags: Dom Irrera (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)

Posted: 07/18/00
Views: 7,165

Aziz Ansari - Jewed Him Over

Oh, those Jews and their 45-minute time windows.

Tags: Aziz Ansari (19), ethnic (870), alcohol (516)

Posted: 01/13/10
Views: 67,712

Vince Morris - Do Something You Hate

People take positive energy too far.

Tags: Vince Morris (10), Premium Blend (748), observational (364)

Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,669

Vince Morris - Getting Pulled Over

Vince's friend Steve isn't even named Steve.

Tags: Vince Morris (10), friends (403), driving (336)

Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 9,387