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Victoria Jackson: Meeting the Cops
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When I first called up my high school sweetheart, I hadn't seen him for 12 years, and I found out that he had become a cop. And I thought, 'Oh, cops are so brave! They're heroes and protect us from bad people and risk their lives!' Then I met them all, and I found out they go to Hooters.
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Posted: 05/22/98

Louis Ramey - Uptight Cops

Louis gets pulled over because he's black.

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A song husbands watching bimbos in bikinis.

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Bonnie thought she was partying by attending a party.

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Victoria's Secret models are not as dumb as they look.

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Victoria Jackson - Husband

Victoria's husband is very macho.

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Tony Rock - Black Superhero

If you're white and you run fast and jump high, you're a superhero.

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Victoria Jackson - Suburbs

Nobody respects a suburbanite.

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Kurt reveals the definition of a real pal.

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Peter Berman - Low Expectations

Women need to lower their expectations.

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