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I bet you guys are probably saying, 'Victor, you're a black albino. How come don't you eat babies?' You guys, that is a myth and a stereotype, OK? Honestly, you guys, I don't eat babies; I don't have red eyes -- except for when I'm feeding, so I want you to know what's real and what's not.
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Posted: 11/27/03

Victor Varnado - Black Albino

Where are all the black albinos?

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