Victor Varnado Jokes
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Victor Varnado: Black Albino Myths
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I bet you guys are
probably saying, 'Victor, you're a black albino. How come don't you eat babies?' You guys, that is a myth and a stereotype, OK? Honestly, you guys, I don't eat babies; I don't have red eyes -- except for when I'm feeding, so I want you to know what's real and what's not.
Victor Varnado - Black Albino
Where are all the black albinos?
Tags: Victor Varnado (1), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 11/27/03
Views: 763
D.C. Curry - Other Person's Shoes
To understand what it's like being black, cuss out your boss.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 1,620
Daniel Tosh - Cannibalism
Can cannibals taste ethnicity?
Tags: Daniel Tosh (53), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 6,143
Damon Wayans - White Folks' Dogs
Dogs are too picky about where they poop.
Tags: Damon Wayans (16), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 01/05/06
Views: 2,197
Paul Mooney - Jeffrey Dahmer
Paul loves thinking about Jeffrey Dahmer eating black people.
Tags: Paul Mooney (10), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,905
Greg Fitzsimmons - Sh*t-Sneeze Room
Greg has a suggestion for a new day spa.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,210
Paul Nardizzi - Pregnancy
Paul Nardizzi has four "cordless" kids.
Tags: Paul Nardizzi (3), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 2,002
Bert Kreischer - Kids' Urinal
Bert accidentally peed in a kid-sized urinal.
Tags: Bert Kreischer (7), kids (841), friends (312)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 3,048
Rene Hicks - UPS
Rene's nephew is in the UPS gang.
Tags: Rene Hicks (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 663
D.C. Benny - Toilet Analysis
A New York super can spend an hour analyzing why a toilet broke.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 1,560
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