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I actually recently had this
bathroom adventure. I went to this urinal to, you know, urinalate, and this guy comes to the urinal, like, right next to me. You girls probably don't know this, but if a guy comes to the urinal right next to you, and there's, like, plenty of other urinals to go to, you always glance over to make sure he's not looking at your stuff, right? 'Cause it's yours. But the weird thing was that he glanced over and I glanced over at the same time, so we met eyes. I know -- that was weird. So, I kissed him.
Owen Benjamin - Public Restrooms for Guys
Men don't compliment each other in the bathroom.
Tags: Owen Benjamin (25), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/26/10
Views: 9,218
Rickey Smiley - Old Players
Rickey's stepdad set the old players against him.
Tags: Rickey Smiley (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 18,392
Drew Fraser - Underwear
Wearing clean underwear in case of an accident is not going to work.
Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 3,777
Mary Lynn Rajskub - Lower Region
Keep it neat, trim, clean and call it a day, because you need the protection there.
Tags: Mary Lynn Rajskub (6), men/women (1155), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/16/10
Views: 6,891
Tony Roberts - Stop Smoking
Tony Roberts got so high that he called in sick to work while he was still at work.
Tags: Tony Roberts (4), men/women (1155), food (719)
Posted: 07/11/10
Views: 6,968
The Awkward Comedy Show - Exclusive - Blind Taste Test
Did you know the word "black" is one lonely vowel surrounded by four angry consonants?
Tags: Victor Varnado (3), men/women (1155), ethnic (870)
Posted: 03/31/10
Views: 13,027
Daniel Tosh - Best in Show
There is no bouncer in Daniel Tosh's bedroom.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (43), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 03/06/11
Views: 54,453
Bob Marley - Atkins Diet
Bob could only do the Atkins diet for 11 days.
Tags: Bob Marley (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 12,764
Adam Ferrara - History of Marriage
Marriage was invented by a woman.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (29), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/20/09
Views: 18,856
Charlie Murphy - Ego Driven
All men, whether they admit it or not, have nicknamed their penis at some point.
Tags: Charlie Murphy (7), men/women (1155), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 02/27/10
Views: 25,508
