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Victor Varnado: Bathroom Adventure
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I actually recently had this
bathroom adventure. I went to this urinal to, you know, urinalate, and this guy comes to the urinal, like, right next to me. You girls probably don't know this, but if a guy comes to the urinal right next to you, and there's, like, plenty of other urinals to go to, you always glance over to make sure he's not looking at your stuff, right? 'Cause it's yours. But the weird thing was that he glanced over and I glanced over at the same time, so we met eyes. I know -- that was weird. So, I kissed him.
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Rickey's stepdad set the old players against him.
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Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 5,814
Drew Fraser - Underwear
Wearing clean underwear in case of an accident is not going to work.
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Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 967
Bob Marley - Atkins Diet
Bob could only do the Atkins diet for 11 days.
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Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 1,978
Adam Ferrara - History of Marriage
Marriage was invented by a woman.
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Posted: 05/20/09
Views: 12,117
Tommy Davidson - Gym
Women can't fart in front of men.
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Posted: 12/27/99
Views: 2,151
Ron Richards - Men's Room
The latches are always broken in the men's room.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 999
Dan Cronin - Skorts
Skorts aren't clothes; they're an optical illusion.
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Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 288
Maryellen Hooper - Shower Shaver
Maryellen Hooper stops shaving when she sees blood.
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Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 5,045
Corey Holcomb - Breaking Up
Breaking up makes Corey wet the bed.
Tags: Corey Holcomb (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 2,627
Jimmy Aleck - No Toilet Paper
You can't yell out to someone when you're in a strange bathroom with no toilet paper.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 672
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