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Vickie Shaw: Is Your Mom Gay?
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I told my kids, 'Look, you guys, if someone comes up to you at school and says, "Is your mom gay?" Look them square in the face and go, "Why? Does your mom want to date her?"'
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Posted: 03/24/05

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It's hard being gay in the South.

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