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Vic Henley: What Everybody Up North Thinks
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Everybody from the North thinks everybody from the South is just sitting around, barefoot, wearing overalls, eating grits, watching 'Hee Haw,' listening to country music, drinking Jack Daniel's, going to tractor pulls, wearing trucker caps, dipping Skoal, picking cotton, riding around in pickup trucks, having sex with our relatives, and looking for UFOs. And that's not true -- it's not -- I've never seen a UFO, and second cousins don't count.
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Posted: 05/28/05

Vic Henley - Southern Presidents

Ronald Reagan thought he was a cowboy.

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Posted: 05/28/05
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Vic Henley - NASCAR

NASCAR on the radio is even more boring than golf on television.

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Greg Giraldo - 9/11 Bachelorettes

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David Alan Grier - Dump in the Pool

A terrorist act used to be when a kid took a dump in the pool.

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Posted: 04/24/03
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David Alan Grier - Dump in the Pool

A terrorist act used to be when a kid took a dump in the pool.

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Posted: 04/24/03
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Larry the Cable Guy - Class Reunion

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